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The Travesty of Tesco's Tyranny and Terror

Hello, I am here to speak about an issue dear to my heart. An issue that will infuriate you and make you think. Tesco. Tesco has fallen from grace recently. It started years ago when the old executive was embezzling profits. A new executive took over and this is where the terror began. He promised to reform Tesco, little did we know of the impending doom. Capri Suns and Ribenas with added sugar were taken off the shelves in Tesco to fulfill some nannying social justice warrior's tripe about tackling obesity. Tesco pledge to reduce sugar in their soft drinks, way to take the flavour and treats out of life and replace it with carcinogenic sweeteners! A lot of the Tesco Everyday Value range was scrapped (formally Tesco Value). Tesco Value Cider was no more. The Value Pate thread (which was delicious and tasted like bacon) gone. Month after month, quality products are discontinued. It even extends to Tesco's regular brand. Tesco is also expensive and inferior quality to other stores. Sainsbury's has superior quality goods compared to Tesco. The final nail in the coffin for Tesco was the Plastic Bag scandal. Bags are now 5p in Britain. It's supposed to make people bring their own to help the environment or some hippy bull. Some of the proceeds are supposed to go to charity. This wasn't good enough for greedy Tesco! They siphoned funds off to their executives. Then they scrapped 5p bags. Bags in Tesco are now 10p minimum! Some people don't have two 5ps to rub together. Tesco are just another greedy, soulless corporation who are fading evermore into declining quality and relevance. For those keen shoppers out there, Sainsbury's, Asda and Morrison's will fulfill your smart shopping needs! I think it's time to boycott Tesco!

I have no idea where the hell my natural range is in my voice.

I am doing the Finding Your Feminine Voice guide on YouTube that someone referred to me and I have no idea where my range is from low to high. The woman in the video put up a piano chart and a note staff to show the usual ranges for both male and female. I honestly think I might be within the overlap between the two but I cannot tell since my voice still cracks a lot. This is the main reason why I question whether or not I went through puberty. It would most likely be beneficial for me, but still. I might pay for the video counseling sessions so I could get more hands on instructions since I am a fucking retard.

My one question for God.

How come you make people one way and feel another way; what purpose could transgender people have to your grand plan?

He would most likely tell me that it's to make everyone of his creations unique and so that each person has their own struggles to define their characters and being transgender is just one of those struggles for some people.

I wouldn't question it long as I would request that my afterlife is served reincarnated into the sex that I desired to be with no bullshit like "oh, you can be born a girl, but you would identify as a boy and pursue a gender switch to a man."

I think I need a lawyer.

I think I figured something out, Beavis.

Rick & Morty is the smartest show on television in all the universes because the smartest show on television in all the universes only appears to be the dumbest show on television in all the universes to dumb people who are not smart enough to see that it is the smartest show on televison in all the universes. The reason why nobody can comprehend that it is the smartest show on television in all the universes is because human viewers are not the smartest creatures in the universes and are, in actual fact, the dumbest creatures in all the universes. So therefore Rick & Morty is the smartest show on television in all the universes just by being the dumbest show on television in all the universes when it is actually the smartest show on television in all the universes.

My IQ just shot up 100 points!!!


Looks like I am a DSPS student.

I qualified because I had an IEP during my primary school education years (elementary through high school) and I am in the program now. I return to school earlier than originally anticipated for two 1 credit courses. One is just to assess me for DSPS and the other is a college guidance course that I should have taken at the start of the semester since I really need help with note taking. I just cannot take notes whenever a professor is lecturing and not writing stuff on the board. It's not that bad though since there are some pretty nifty perks you get. For example, you can rent out this cool pen that allows you to copy written/printed text and it saves it to a .txt file. It can also record your lectures and one other feature I do not recall at the moment. I was too blown away by the copier the size of a pen. There is also a learning aid that has audiobooks, some with text and pictures, others just audio. The voice is clearer than the most clear ones that I downloaded. I might even use that for leisure outside of course work. I bet they have a ton of public domain books in there too. I know they have Stephen King's IT. It's gonna be an interesting semester.

El Rancho Grande Taco Shop (Both #1 and #2)

They have the best rice and beans I've tasted in the High Desert and I usually am not a huge consumer of these two products. Their tacos are wonderful. They are greasy, but I have come to expect that from a proper taco, even though my impression of the food comes from Cat from the animated Nickelodeon show Catdog. They also have a breakfast menu (if you eat breakfast around 10 AM) and seafood items. I am a little afraid of trying the seafood, but everything else is great. It's insanely popular and has been in business since I was a child. It's definitely worth checking out.

Here are their Yelp pages:

I wish that there was an option to tell certain critics of these pages to fuck off with their self-entitled attitudes if you don't find a review helpful. Most Yelp reviews only think about themselves and it pisses me off, but that is another article.